|These mutton sleeves look almost like a normal size here but, let me assure you, they are ginormous.|
|I like this photo inexplicably much. (Loose lips sink ships, y'all.)|
|I keep thinking I should get rid of this vest because I have too many. Then I see it from the back and I change my mind.|
|My "new" cape from this loot post.|
I love this outfit. It is exactly as crazy as I am. It makes me feel so nostalgic because it's exactly how I would have dressed in high school if I had the money to do it. (Hello, high school me! Look what you're wearing!) Please don't nominate me for What Not to Wear just because I'm hanging on to my youth, guys. Also, I am wearing a sock in my hair. I feel compelled to tell everyone. Is that strike two?
Wearing: Vintage Christian Dior mutton sleeve blouse from an estate sale; Le Rok vest from Loehmann's; Karl Lagerfeld for Impulse shorts from Macy's; Missoni for Target zigzag tights; Japanese street style extra long scrunchable socks from a random store off Rue Keller in Paris; Luichiny platform Mary Janes via the now defunct Swap.com.